hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.

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# omg # hannibal

lockwie:

philliptunalunatique:

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

fun fact: in finnish kili means baby goat

philliptunalunatique:

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

fun fact: in finnish kili means baby goat

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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# CUTEST THING IVE EVER HEARD # DID YOU KNOW # MY FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN # BIG GIANT SCARY PEOPLE # ARE THE SWEETEST THINGS EVER # BUT ARE STILL BIG AND SCARY # OMG # PLS

The first two lines of 30 Rock.

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i can see it

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“Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!”

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anadultcatwhowontcauseproblems:

crowley put that down right now its a first edition signed by the author
aziraphale all of your books are first editions signed by the author

anadultcatwhowontcauseproblems:

crowley put that down right now its a first edition signed by the author

aziraphale all of your books are first editions signed by the author

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# omg # the caption made it perfect # even more perfect that it # good omens

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#most tragic 5 minute romance

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fabledquill:

k-r-ili:

Thorin you sassy shit.

“Really? Because he gave me all these baby pictures of you - look, aww, you don’t even have a beard yet.”

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kvothetheraving:

i’m out of control

(karaoke track here)

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING.

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# OH MY FUCKING GOD # I # OMG

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# you # i cannot # omg

A Quick Guide to Nice Guy(TM) Responses (aka You Can't Win):

Act friendly: "She lead me on! Bitch!"
Don't act friendly: "She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!"
Let them down nicely: "Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind."
Flat-out say no: "What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now."
Date someone else: "Ugh, women only date jerks!"
Don't date someone else: "Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?"
Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort: "Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!"

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# omg # nice crispy queue

charlattes:

I’m done????? some parts feel really off but for the most part I think I’m ok with it :’7)

I’m done????? some parts feel really off but for the most part I think I’m ok with it :’7)

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# omg # nice crispy queue