hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
fun fact: in finnish kili means baby goat
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
The first two lines of 30 Rock.
i can see it
crowley put that down right now its a first edition signed by the author
aziraphale all of your books are first editions signed by the author
Thorin you sassy shit.
“Really? Because he gave me all these baby pictures of you - look, aww, you don’t even have a beard yet.”
I’m done????? some parts feel really off but for the most part I think I’m ok with it :’7)