Got my Moriarty hat in the mail asfghjkl

The Charleston, SC Charlockians at our (completely legal) Believe in Sherlock expedition at the Folly Boat!

And as a bonus

• Friend: Hey, you know what we should do?
• Me: *Looking at a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch's beauty* PUT HIS EYES IN A JAR IN THE MICROWAVE.
• Friend: 
• Me: 
• Friend: 
• Me: 
• Friend: ....Make a video.

Fuck dah police 

An analysis of Sherlock Holmes. 

• Your hair is ridiculous.
• Silly ginger eyebrows.
• This wrinkle, what even? Who has that?!
• Lip = Triangles
• Don’t you need a license to carry around blades bigger than 4 inches?
• Popped-collar and scarf. (Don’t you hide your lovely neck from me, you cocktease.)

Jacob Sowersby is Tumblr

I finally decided to catch up on season 4 of True Blood 

And IREEEEENE!

What are you doing I didn’t know you were a fairy stop being in all the things.

You can’t insult a man’s blog, John. That’s just mean.

DANIEL CRAIG FOR SEBASTIAN MORAN 

Because I was watching Cowboys and Aliens and unnf

Sir, your face.

So I accidentally paused on this face, 

“Da fuck is this?!”

I used to think Jim Moriarty was cute with his little cartoony face

But now I think this man is a FINE ASS SEX GOD

Let me just… 

yess perfect.

Also,

JAWN WHY IS YOUR FIST CLENCHED SO TIGHT? TRYING TO RESIST THE URGE TO RIP THAT SHEET OFF AND CLAIM DAT ASS FOR YOURSELF?

I GET ON TUMBLR AND I’M ASSAULTED BY SHERLOCK GIFS I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND I’M NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS AND I THINK I’M SUFFERING FROM A HEART ATTACK  

JUST

AND

ASKFHKSJD

DYING

I AM DYING

Now I feel sad. 

Can we talk about something else now? Please? 

I know Anderson was a douche and all, hacking Olivia and uploading that video, but I’m getting a little nauseous.