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I thought that was Benedict Cumberbatch hA lpp mE

same thing.

People who love Benedict Cumberbatch:

• Dirty, dirty girls

What he’s got:

• A posh name

What he’s on:

• The television

So it’s no big surprise that:

• All the dirty girls want Benedict.

• Friend: Hey, you know what we should do?
• Me: *Looking at a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch's beauty* PUT HIS EYES IN A JAR IN THE MICROWAVE.
• Friend: 
• Me: 
• Friend: 
• Me: 
• Friend: ....Make a video.

Fuck dah police 

An analysis of Sherlock Holmes. 

• Your hair is ridiculous.
• Silly ginger eyebrows.
• This wrinkle, what even? Who has that?!
• Lip = Triangles
• Don’t you need a license to carry around blades bigger than 4 inches?
• Popped-collar and scarf. (Don’t you hide your lovely neck from me, you cocktease.)

Precious angel baby.

[x]

"Benedict Cumberbatch’s Bottom will be long remembered."  -

The Sun

What context?

Sir, your face.

So I accidentally paused on this face, 

“Da fuck is this?!”

Let me just… 

yess perfect.

Also,

JAWN WHY IS YOUR FIST CLENCHED SO TIGHT? TRYING TO RESIST THE URGE TO RIP THAT SHEET OFF AND CLAIM DAT ASS FOR YOURSELF?